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We’re glad that everyone is alive, despite being ‘undead’.

Sgt. Greg Stewart of the Portland (Oregon) Police Department, commenting on an Interstate 84 accident involving “[a] car full of people dressed as zombies.”

[kgw.]

HAHAHAHA!

(via thedailywhat)

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