icanread: Dear Santa, Last year I wrote you a letter asking for you to send me my true love for Christmas. At the time, I gave you a six month grace period to pull through on my wish. And pull through you did! By the time you deliver toys to the good little girls and boys this year, I will have been with my love, Josh, for seven months. So thank you Santa, for my love. I promise, he is a gift I will take care of and treasure for all my Christmases to come. I suppose Santa, you are now wondering what I am hoping for most this year. Santa what I really want this year…is a job. A nice full-time job that allows me to pay my living expenses, as well as provides health insurance benefits. I know this is asking a lot of you, but if you were able to give me the best gift ever (Josh) I’m thinking you can pull through on a job. And not to make things more difficult, but I really don’t have the resources to give you a six month grace period. Time crunch Santa, time crunch. For the record, I’ve been a very good girl this year. I promise that if you give me this gift, I will treasure it as well. Thanks Santa. Always A Believer, Erin P.S. I still know of a few girls who are waiting to spend their Christmas in the glow of Christmas light with their true love. I’m just saying, ‘tis the season, you jolly ole’ fellow you…

icanread:

Dear Santa,

Last year I wrote you a letter asking for you to send me my true love for Christmas. At the time, I gave you a six month grace period to pull through on my wish. And pull through you did! By the time you deliver toys to the good little girls and boys this year, I will have been with my love, Josh, for seven months. So thank you Santa, for my love. I promise, he is a gift I will take care of and treasure for all my Christmases to come.

I suppose Santa, you are now wondering what I am hoping for most this year. Santa what I really want this year…is a job. A nice full-time job that allows me to pay my living expenses, as well as provides health insurance benefits. I know this is asking a lot of you, but if you were able to give me the best gift ever (Josh) I’m thinking you can pull through on a job. And not to make things more difficult, but I really don’t have the resources to give you a six month grace period. Time crunch Santa, time crunch.

For the record, I’ve been a very good girl this year. I promise that if you give me this gift, I will treasure it as well. Thanks Santa.

Always A Believer,

Erin

P.S. I still know of a few girls who are waiting to spend their Christmas in the glow of Christmas light with their true love. I’m just saying, ‘tis the season, you jolly ole’ fellow you…

heartwarming: iaritcha: lizzymaxia: replicant: SHIRLEY; Annie, being a virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of, you’re like a unicorn! ANNIE; I’m not a unicorn! I had relations with my highschool boyfriend, we did it to Madonna’s Erotica on the floor of his walk-in closet, but he wouldn’t let me look at it. He cried after… and during… he’s gay now. BRITTA; I think he was gay then. Community, 1x11 Politics of Human Sexuality This made me crack up! As a girl who went to school with a lot of girls who dated now (and then) gay men, it really hits home. Poor theatre girls.

heartwarming:

iaritcha: lizzymaxia: replicant:

SHIRLEY; Annie, being a virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of, you’re like a unicorn!
ANNIE; I’m not a unicorn! I had relations with my highschool boyfriend, we did it to Madonna’s Erotica on the floor of his walk-in closet, but he wouldn’t let me look at it. He cried after… and during… he’s gay now.
BRITTA; I think he was gay then.

Community, 1x11 Politics of Human Sexuality

This made me crack up! As a girl who went to school with a lot of girls who dated now (and then) gay men, it really hits home. Poor theatre girls.

Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back. Those who wish to sing always find a song. At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet.

Plato (via babyshoess) (via heartwarming)

Plato may have just known what he was talking about…

johncarney: boggle: whiskeywednesday: WHISKEY SNEAK MUST HAVE OF THE DAY: the Disposable Flask The first rule of subterfuge is: “always have a Plan B.” Actually, we have no idea what the first rule of subterfuge is. But we know that when it comes to sneaking booze into places that don’t want you to sneak booze into them, it’s a pretty good rule. So allow us to introduce you to a backup. Enter Sneak-It-In Disposable Flasks, a portable—and more importantly, disposable—new way to bring your drink wherever you want, available now. In short, it’s the flask you bring when you can’t bring a flask. Imagine a football game with enormous security guards, or a rock concert with enormous security guards, or pretty much anywhere with enormous security guards—places where your legendary ability to talk your way out of anything might fall on deaf ears. That’s where these come in—you’ll fill the portable pouch with about seven ounces of whatever freedom you see fit. If it’s something you want cold (hypothetically speaking, maybe some cold whiskey), freeze it overnight and it’ll stay frosty. If it’s something you want warm (we’ll say, again hypothetically, Irish coffee), the airtight lid should help keep it toasty. And if the no-fun police happen to spot you, all you’re out is a foil pouch. And if you don’t get caught, it’s reusable. Again, hypothetically speaking. get it here Restoration Hardware. $15 for 3. Done. I shouldn’t be impressed by this, but I am. I really, really am.

johncarney:

boggle:

whiskeywednesday:

WHISKEY SNEAK MUST HAVE OF THE DAY: the Disposable Flask

The first rule of subterfuge is: “always have a Plan B.”

Actually, we have no idea what the first rule of subterfuge is. But we know that when it comes to sneaking booze into places that don’t want you to sneak booze into them, it’s a pretty good rule.

So allow us to introduce you to a backup.

Enter Sneak-It-In Disposable Flasks, a portable—and more importantly, disposable—new way to bring your drink wherever you want, available now.

In short, it’s the flask you bring when you can’t bring a flask. Imagine a football game with enormous security guards, or a rock concert with enormous security guards, or pretty much anywhere with enormous security guards—places where your legendary ability to talk your way out of anything might fall on deaf ears.

That’s where these come in—you’ll fill the portable pouch with about seven ounces of whatever freedom you see fit. If it’s something you want cold (hypothetically speaking, maybe some cold whiskey), freeze it overnight and it’ll stay frosty. If it’s something you want warm (we’ll say, again hypothetically, Irish coffee), the airtight lid should help keep it toasty. And if the no-fun police happen to spot you, all you’re out is a foil pouch.

And if you don’t get caught, it’s reusable.

Again, hypothetically speaking.

get it here

Restoration Hardware. $15 for 3. Done.

I shouldn’t be impressed by this, but I am. I really, really am.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

tylercoates:

The Waitresses - “Christmas Wrapping”

(via karion)

One of my favorite Christmas songs. Nothing like a little girl rock to get the holidays started! This songs always makes me wish I were tipsy, singing loud with a crooked Santa hat and sunglasses on. Think this this is wrong? Don’t care. It also reminds me of my Dad. It’s his favorite and I love when I catch him singing along to it. Tis the season, folks..!

fuckyeahbabyanimals: looking into those eyes makes me melt! baby lottie…dogue de bordeaux I WANT HIM TO BE MY PUPPYCHILD..!

fuckyeahbabyanimals:

looking into those eyes makes me melt!

baby lottie…dogue de bordeaux

I WANT HIM TO BE MY PUPPYCHILD..!

lookmom: it took me 5 glances to realize why Rudy Burckhardt lived in a sweet special room If this apartment was mine, I would never give it up. Ever. Even if I had like 6 children. I would shove everyone in the same room because I would want to see that breathtaking view. Dear Lord, that is beautiful.

lookmom:

it took me 5 glances to realize why Rudy Burckhardt lived in a sweet special room

If this apartment was mine, I would never give it up. Ever. Even if I had like 6 children. I would shove everyone in the same room because I would want to see that breathtaking view. Dear Lord, that is beautiful.

quote-book: Why is it that Americans can stomach pictures of war, poverty, murder and other various forms of inhumane injustice, while the very thought, nevermind the image of, two men holding hands is found to be disgustingly inappropriate? Please ask yourself these questions folks… For the preservation and betterment of our future.

quote-book:

Why is it that Americans can stomach pictures of war, poverty, murder and other various forms of inhumane injustice, while the very thought, nevermind the image of, two men holding hands is found to be disgustingly inappropriate?

Please ask yourself these questions folks… For the preservation and betterment of our future.

Next page →